There Should Be A Law...

against married parents and no children people trying to give single parents advise about raising children. that's a whole 'nother arena you don't know 'nah 'bout, Beo-yotch!

against women whose hair looks better than the way their children are dressed.
against gold teeth. whichever woman encouraged a man that was attractive that's just nasty!
against calling for a number and not having a pen to write things down

against asking stupid questions and not expecting a stupid answer. (ex: who is the CEO of Detroit? If I was born in tennessee, can I get my birth certificate in Detroit, Michigan? if a freaking tree falls in the woods and no ones around, will anyone hear it?)

against asking a woman out when you're riding the bus knowing you don't have a car to pick her up on a date.

against not flossing. smell like the dead rose up in your mouth

against wearing a wig that you know you should have combed out ten days ago but you just keep on wearing it over and over again and then have the nerve to sleep in it.

against fake toenails

against talking on the cell phone while you're on a date.

against wearing your blue tooth while in church (especially while you're in the choir and then having the nerve to answer it while you're singing.)

okay, add your own...