That's What Momma's Are For Chris Brown

Flat Out Honest: I am very upset at Chris Brown for losing his temper and laying his hands on a woman.

There's really no excuse a man can give for allowing himself to lose his temper and giving in the urge to slap a woman.

Without being hypocritical, I have been guilty of pushing a man to a point where he does want to lay hands on me (and a couple of them have, but of course not without repercussions.)

I’ve been asked by a couple of guy friends and even readers of my blog about this incident. Some have gone on to express the times they’ve been so close to hitting a woman because of the venom she’s spat to hurt him.

Women can hit below the belt on a far better mental level than a man. We’re trained from childhood to be cruel vindictive creatures sometimes for no reason at all. Misery loves company and we can make you feel like a king at one moment and then crap on the bottom of our shoe at the next.

I understand people argue and in arguments things can go as far as demoralizing, demeaning and even horrible acidic name-calling. It’s enough to want to knock the other person’s head off because you’re so mad at them.

So how does a man not hit a woman who’s really asking for it?

Sometimes it’s not all about control. If I had to put the scenario back on myself and I had to advise my son on what to do when a woman has pushed him too far or when we even give into that option… should I even say it… hitting a man because we know he’s too much of a gentleman to hit back, there’s only one solution to the problem.

Call your momma.

Now a good mother (or a good woman) knows how to protect her son. Women can only handle women problems of this nature and there are only two solutions to this. Just as I’ve stressed that a woman needs an alpha male in her life. Men need an alpha female in his life. You need a woman who other women know not to play these silly azz games with because you’ve already trained him not to go toe to toe with. Alpha women are experts at dealing and playing the female mental mind tortures because we invented a couple of them ourselves.

I tell my children and I live by a rule, “If you’re going to play the game of crazy, I play crazy to win.”

My tactic for handling this situation would be too first: Talk to the female. (I’ve demeaned her from woman because obviously she doesn’t deserve that honor so I’m going to only treat her like a human being.) Any smart, self-respecting female will back off and either make up or break up. And I’ll gladly offer her any assistance in either of the processes with a warning this better not happen again.
If she still wants to go toe to toe with him then we’ll resort to step two: THE BEAT DOWN.

I will go to jail trying to beat a heifer within an inch of her life if she thinks she can hit and demean my son into hitting her.

Oh yeah, I will knock a heifer clear into next week for my son and will smile the entire time as I whip a pound of flesh off her for the audacity of having the nerve to F*^$%! With him

Yes, you may say my methods of handling the situation is clearly ghetto, but I’d rather go to jail for beating a woman than my son enduring not only shame and failure at losing control.

Of course you should always try to talk these things out and yes, it may seem wussified for a man to “call his mother” for assistance, but men just really cannot fathom how verbally lethal a woman can get and when you’re trying to fight that kind of evil, sometimes you need something more evil.

I’ll be happy to play that woman for my son and he’ll still walk away a man.